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cracked:

brianjohnrose:

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

My mind is kinda blown.

Happy Boxing Day, dick joke fans!

cracked:

brianjohnrose:

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic

The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

My mind is kinda blown.

Happy Boxing Day, dick joke fans!

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your-knife-my-back:

Xx

I am pressed so hard against the earth by the weight of reality that some days I wonder how I am still able to lift my feet to walk.

Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility  (via broadminded)

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I was just looking at my sleeping husband who is holding our sleeping newborn, and I started to tear up because someday, he won’t be here.  And God forbid someday I won’t be able to be here for him. 

awwww my baby would love these!!

awwww my baby would love these!!

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hahaha

hahaha

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twentyoneandpregnant:

I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

twentyoneandpregnant:

I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

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